I Put My Scotch Down


You’re not a social person. You don’t like being in crowds, and you definitely don’t like small talk. So why are you here? Oh, that’s right. You put your scotch down to be here.

And you know what? We respect that. It takes a lot of courage to put your scotch down and actually interact with other human beings.

So we’ve created the perfect shirt for you!

The “I Put My Scotch Down to be Here” shirt lets the world know that you’re not just some hermit who never leaves the house. No, you’re a brave soul who is willing to sacrifice your precious scotch for the sake of human interaction.

So go ahead and wear our shirt with pride. Let everyone know that you’re not afraid to put your scotch down to be here. Because at the end of the day, that’s all that really matters.

I Put My Scotch Down $35.95

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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