I Put My Scotch Down

You’re not a social person. You don’t like being in crowds, and you definitely don’t like small talk. So why are you here? Oh, that’s right. You put your scotch down to be here.

And you know what? We respect that. It takes a lot of courage to put your scotch down and actually interact with other human beings.

So we’ve created the perfect shirt for you!

The “I Put My Scotch Down to be Here” shirt lets the world know that you’re not just some hermit who never leaves the house. No, you’re a brave soul who is willing to sacrifice your precious scotch for the sake of human interaction.

So go ahead and wear our shirt with pride. Let everyone know that you’re not afraid to put your scotch down to be here. Because at the end of the day, that’s all that really matters.